Sunday, February 11, 2007

POST SHOOTOUT

GO TONY!! GO TONY!! MY WIFE CHANTED AS SHE JUMPED UP AND DOWN ON OUR LIVING ROOM FLOOR LAST NIGHT WEARING HER TONY P.J.'S AND DRINKING FROM A TONY CUP. THEN I HAD TO GO TO BED AND SLEEP WITH TONY BLANKETS AND IF HE WERE THERE HIMSELF I WOULD'VE BEEN SLEEPING ON THE SOFA!! THERE IS NO ONE TO BLAME FOR THIS EXCEPT MYSELF, AFTER ALL, SHE WENT WITH ME LAST SPRING TO TALLADEGA... HER FIRST LIVE RACING EXPERIENCE. I GOTTA HAND IT TO STEWART, HE DID SOME AWESOME DRIVING, BUT HE'S PUTTING A DAMPER ON MY SEX LIFE.

ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE, I MUST COMMEND JR'S INTEGRITY. HIS APPOLOGETIC NATURE TOWARDS ELLIOT SADLER WAS SO COOL, AND I THOUGHT ELLIOT WAS GOING TO KISS HIM WHEN HE STUCK HIS HEAD IN JR'S WINDOW. JR'S PUBLIC ANNOUNCMENT ONLY PROVES THAT HE IS A GENTLEMEN'S GENTLEMAN. WAY TO GO JR!!

WHO'LL GRAB THE BUD POLE TODAY?

4 comments:

Gvav1 said...

Harvick, Kurt Busch, or out on a limb...Ricky Rudd, will claim today's pole.

I went to the race, it was vroomin'!

Nice blog again...

Onebadwheel.com said...

I think your in for a long season, this is Tony's year. You need to make him your favorite driver and then you and the wife can celebrate his victories together. Make it your new slogan..."where there's Smoke there is Fire!"

racefan57 said...

I think it's time I invest in more SMOKE detectors!!

Tiredawg said...

You HAVE the perfect wife. HD PLASMA!!!