POST SHOOTOUT

GO TONY!! GO TONY!! MY WIFE CHANTED AS SHE JUMPED UP AND DOWN ON OUR LIVING ROOM FLOOR LAST NIGHT WEARING HER TONY P.J.'S AND DRINKING FROM A TONY CUP. THEN I HAD TO GO TO BED AND SLEEP WITH TONY BLANKETS AND IF HE WERE THERE HIMSELF I WOULD'VE BEEN SLEEPING ON THE SOFA!! THERE IS NO ONE TO BLAME FOR THIS EXCEPT MYSELF, AFTER ALL, SHE WENT WITH ME LAST SPRING TO TALLADEGA... HER FIRST LIVE RACING EXPERIENCE. I GOTTA HAND IT TO STEWART, HE DID SOME AWESOME DRIVING, BUT HE'S PUTTING A DAMPER ON MY SEX LIFE.

ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE, I MUST COMMEND JR'S INTEGRITY. HIS APPOLOGETIC NATURE TOWARDS ELLIOT SADLER WAS SO COOL, AND I THOUGHT ELLIOT WAS GOING TO KISS HIM WHEN HE STUCK HIS HEAD IN JR'S WINDOW. JR'S PUBLIC ANNOUNCMENT ONLY PROVES THAT HE IS A GENTLEMEN'S GENTLEMAN. WAY TO GO JR!!

WHO'LL GRAB THE BUD POLE TODAY?