BUMP DRAFT PERFECTION MY ARSE

I AM NOT A GORDON FAN SO HIS FAILED POST RACE INSPECTION KEPT ME GIGGLING UNTIL PEMBERTON'S ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE SLAP ON THE WRIST. OK... SO IT VERY WELL COULD'VE BEEN AN HONEST MISTAKE, BUT MAYBE NOT!! THE SHOCK MOUNT TEETH NOT LINING UP, LATER CAUSING THE REAR TO DROP, WHICH IN TURN CAUSED THE AIR FLOW TO GO ABOVE THE SPOILER. SOUNDS INGENIOUS TO ME! BUT THEN I'M NOT MUCH OF AN AREO DYNAMICS ENGINEER. WHERE IS THE CONSISTENCY? WHAT ABOUT KAYNE'S PENALTIES? I'LL GET OVER IT...

MICHAEL WALTRIP'S "MISTAKE" SPINNING JR. OUT LOOKED TO ME LIKE IT WAS DELIBERATE, ONLY BECAUSE JR. AND SMOKE WERE TEAMED UP AND ABOUT TO DUST HIM. MIKEY'S AGGRESSIVE DRIVING WAS APPARENT AND I FEEL HE WAS DOING ANYTHING HUMANLY POSSIBLE TO SECURE A SPOT. HIS PUBLIC ACT OF HUMILITY SEEMED TO BE AN ACT... MY VERY INTUITIVE WIFE TOOK ONE LOOK AT HIM AND SAID

"HE'S GUILTY AS HELL"... I LEARNED A LONG TIME AGO NOT TO CHALLENGE HER ON CERTAIN ISSUES...SHE'S USUALLY RIGHT.

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